The Twa Roberts

Robert Burns and Robert Tannahill – two very different poets and two very different men. But how would they fare in the modern dating world? What would their Tinder profiles be? What music would they be in to? Award-winning singer/songwriters Pauline Vallance and Penni Mclaren Walker explore this and more in this 1 hour show, featuring songs of both poets, original songs, drama – more drama – and some very dodgy chat-up lines.

The show involves minimal tech – just a sound system, although for very small venues, it could be performed totally acoustically. If required, the singers can expand the show for a further 45 minutes with a mixture of songs, in keeping with the theme.